I remember shoving it in a shopping bag and into my
suitcase almost 3 years ago as we packed to go home from our honeymoon in NYC.
And I
vaguely remember seeing it in that same shopping bag in the back of my
closet a year ago when we moved to our new house.
But since then, nada.
I know, I know, why
didn't I get it dry cleaned and store in a cedar chest to
keep pristine for my first born?
blah blah blah... I'll blame in on post wedding planning laziness.
Do I even want to find it at this point?
I'm not sure I want to see the end product of a dress covered in champagne, Magnolia Bakery bread pudding, and New York City street dirt.
And there may or may not have been a slight accident trying to use the restroom while wearing a corseted bodice dress with a pair of crotchless spanx
(yes, I said it)
So if you see it, let me know.
And if you wouldn't mind?
Get it dry cleaned first.